Awesome Apparel from Gt-0 & Commissioned Articles
If you haven’t seen it already, ne0spare made a few amazing designs available over on the Gate Zero Etsy. Click the link below to check out the store!
The coolest design is this sweatshirt/bomber jacket (comes in either style), which documents a legitimate alchemical (chemical) process. The algorithms won’t let us post what it is online though :333
We’ve been busy handling the occult side of the business this month in preparation for these releases, which is why we haven’t posted! Keeping the lemurs happy is a full-time job, after all.
As part of that, last week we went on a xenobuddhist retreat led by Jack Schwarz. We were training our hyper discernment skills. The break from participating in the hype machine gave us ample time to work on our recent article, an analysis of the synoptic gospels. It was commissioned by a committed deadliner and numogrammaticist!
That being said, if you’re interested in commissioning us for work as well, please email us and we’ll work something out. Our current rate is about USD$50-$75 for 1000 words. That’s about $.05 a word! A very good deal to get a numogrammatics expert to dissect your favorite horror story or movie.
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